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Lesson 1: Never trust Mapquest when estimating arrival times. Our trip took about 2 hours longer than anticipated. Granted, that could be attributed to the fact that we hit the outskirts of the
Adirondacks at night and the road was (a) remote; (b) twisty; and (c) foggy. It took us forever to get from Watertown to
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Lesson 2: There are no bathrooms along Route 3 in the
Adirondacks. That was a harsh lesson to learn, especially since I needed to pee bad enough that we pulled over into a parking area so I could go in the bushes. Not on the Bushes, although that might have been more fun! {Did anyone else get this pun?} -
Lesson 3: This brings me to the third lesson – don’t pee on concrete. It splatters.
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Lesson 4: Girls are not designed to pee in the woods while wearing pants. Next time, I’ll wear a skirt.
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Lesson 5: Always remember to pack the Wet Wipes.
Enough said? I won’t gross you out anymore with that particular session of Disenchanted: TMI.
Yuk! Pee-scicles.
It sounds like you’ve never lived anywhere the roads are narrow, winding, and climbing. I used to live in the mountains and it was fun driving there until you got stuck behind some flatlander that had never seen hills. *grins*
Of course now that I’m a bit older I’m turning into a flatlander. *shrugs*
LOL! I remembered these lessons too late — I lived around here until I was about 10. Of course, my dad also had a nasty habit of making us pee on the side of the road when travelling. Once he yelled “Look out for the gator!” at my little cuz when he was trying to go. Poor kid’s dick shriveled up so fast!
This is why I was having visions of someone yelling “Look out for the bear!” while I was peeing on the side of the road. Ah, the spirit of Xmas past.
I almost thought you were going to say it was Bush’s fault.
Really, it’s not the lack of bathrooms, but the lack of convenient places to “pull over”.