In my department, I am the Michael Jordan of research …
- Total Research Activities for Department: 48
- Research Activities by Dr. Disenchanted: 27*
- Total Lines in Department: 5
* This does not include my two forthcoming articles, nor my upcoming colloquia presentation, nor my ongoing applied research project for the City of Sorta’ Cosmopolitan.
DANG GIRL! Keep on rockin’! Show them how it is done!
Lord have mercy. This is so depressing. How did I become the rock star of the department? It’s not like I meant for this to happen, you know. I just want people to do their fucking jobs. Later today, after I wrote the blog entry, I found out that other program directors are being paid to work in the summer — something my dean refused to do for me. Well, fuck that. If he asks me to be the permanent director I am going to tell him “NO!!! Fuck you!” unless I get the same consideration.
Oh darn. I am pretty drunk right now. The Coach has a football game hours and hours away from home. I am sitting at home alone, missing TQE (He was *always* so damned entertaining!) And, I had such a sucky day that I am on my SECOND bottle of wine. Oy! I don’t think I’ll actually finish it because I am pretty damned drunk right now.
I love my job. But some days are truly awful!
six point four
six point four
six point four
I think you’re the John Elway of the department.
LOL! John Elway.
BTW, the Coach won.