10 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Wants to Cancel the Debate:
- Stuck in traffic on the Bridge to Nowhere.
- No matter how hard she scrubs, she can’t get Kissinger’s moral stank off of her.
- Needs more time to really nail those hilarious hair-plug zingers.
- On deadline to finish her book, Namin’ Your Baby the Alaskan Way. (ah, my personal favorite!)
- Speechless after finally looking up what “MILF” stands for.
- Schedule for memorizing state capitals thrown off by need for new schedule to memorize states.
- When taken on tour of White House by McCain handlers, is “inadvertently” locked in Cheney’s man-sized safe.
- Learns Tina Fey will be watching.
- Wrasslin’ a bear.
- Suspicious Russian tourists spotted across the Bering strait in Dezhnevo.
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-weinberger/top-10-reasons-sarah-pali_b_130008.html
