Some of my older readers will remember the Saga of the Hillbilly Harlot. You know, the middle school girl who had been ”nekking” under the stands at the football game, dressed in dirty jeans and a thong, pointy high heels, and one of the sluttiest shirts I’ve ever seen? Ah well, she must have graduated from The Coach’s school … or else she has a twin sister who attends the University of Sorta’ Cosmopolitan.
How did I arrive at this conclusion? Well, yesterday afternoon I was standing outside the library with a new colleague, talking about a research project we are collaborating. We’re just yakking to each other when she stopped talking, stares at a girl crossing the street, and says “Geez, I bet her mother would be horrified.”
Ummm. My gay male friends should stop reading here.
The girl was trying for some kind of bad ass Catholic girl look. She had on cute little Mary Janes, nifty plaid socks, a white shirt, and a short plaid skirt. Doesn’t sound too horrifying, does it? That is, until I realized that her butt cheeks were actually hanging out from the bottom of her skirt. Not just a little bit of butt cheek, mind you. I’m talking half-moons here. And, yes, she was wearing a thong.
Thinking about the desks here on campus, that cannot be very hygienic. I hope she used Ajax or something to scrub her ass clean when she got home.
That is all.
as soon as you said she was bearin’ it all i thought about how gross classrooms are. GRRROOOSSS!
LOL! So tacky, eh?