Questions for a Friday afternoon

• Why is it that every time I answer one email, three more appear?
• Why do students think that professors will be on campus all summer?
• Why is my crazy student calling me again?
• Why do people think professors will work extra hours in a year where there are no pay raises?
• Why is my governor such a douchebag?
• Why did some guy call my work number to lobby me?
• Why did The Coach get a flat tire?
• Why do all fraking car expenses come at the same time?